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Strength Build @strengthbuild · May 19, 07:12 PM

@strengthbuild · May 19, 07:12 PM

TLT

TLT looks good here #whenriskassetsandthedollarlookbadthenlongtermdebtlooksgood #whatdoiknowthough #someonegiveme30shecklesiwannastartaguild

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 19, 05:57 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 19, 05:57 PM

Technical Analysis

Technical Analysis be like:
OMG its crush from Finding Nemo doing a diving poop path we need to short shipping stocks!!!!

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 19, 01:44 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 19, 01:44 PM

CL

Seems the market bets on war given the last week oil rise, insider trading?

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 19, 10:38 AM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 19, 10:38 AM

Off Topic

Whats with finance bros and vests? I would expect firms to dish out rolexes not grandpas wardrobe.

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 18, 09:37 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 18, 09:37 PM

Algorithmic Trading

Beginners miss the point that the edge comes from information level and not the inference layer, if i made a super transformers billion parameter neural network, and only gave it past price and maybe … View full post

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 18, 02:08 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 18, 02:08 PM

FBTC

Good fall for a good premium.
Selling aggressive puts where i don't care to be assigned, crowd sentiment seems bullish for the long term.

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 18, 01:14 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 18, 01:14 PM

SPY >736 NO

Are we gonna see a slow deflation of that balloon for weeks as institution slowly siphon retail investors money?

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 17, 09:15 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 17, 09:15 PM

Technical Analysis

*Oppenheimer theme plays in the background*

I just need one more indicator and i got this figured, just one more and that's it.

*Trump tweets and market gaps into the next dimension*

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 17, 04:29 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 17, 04:29 PM

Trading Strategies

What is your experience with prop firms? can you really risk someones else money and get away with it?

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 17, 01:19 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 17, 01:19 PM

FETH

Going to run a synthetic wheel on eth fund, very excited!

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 17, 10:20 AM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 17, 10:20 AM

Commodities

"What do you mean the contract is cash settled only?"
 
"Yes i want the future to expire so i can get my 100 barrels of crude"

"I'm  a retail commodities trader, what do you mean there is no such a t … View full post

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 16, 08:38 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 16, 08:38 PM

Backtesting

Hentai Virus? Whoremuz straight? what are you on about lets roller blade after college  i got a new Walkman. 

You wake up from this fever dream, the year is 1998. a simple mean reversion prints you m … View full post

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 16, 09:14 AM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 16, 09:14 AM

Behavioral Finance

Neurolink™ hacking is going to open up a new horizon in sentiment analysis, imagine front running the subconsciousness of some investment banking stooge.

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 15, 11:59 AM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 15, 11:59 AM

Trading Strategies

How to be a market maker for 49.99$.

Sell naked calls on the NYA index, or buy puts if you actually have more then 49.99$ to your name.

Buy a cable cutter for 49.99$ at home depot.

Cut the Manhatt … View full post

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 14, 03:09 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 14, 03:09 PM

DOW

He was the swift-footed messenger of the gods, also associated with commerce, travel, and thievery.

I present to you:
Mercury retrograde on the DOW.

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 14, 08:41 AM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 14, 08:41 AM

Trading Strategies

The Goxx Box™ but instead its a bull and a bear in opposite cages, everyone can place money into one of the funds while licensed brokers can come and throw food and PEDs for a fee.

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 13, 03:53 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 13, 03:53 PM

Macroeconomics

Time to hunt for Chilean copper miners in facebook and pay them with fartcoin for counting trucks each day and have them dm the number to your clawdbot you installed in the local college library deskt … View full post

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 13, 12:28 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 13, 12:28 PM

SPY

The moon is in the final quarter entering a new phase on the 16th, entering high IV for the coming 2 weeks.

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 13, 09:31 AM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 13, 09:31 AM

Behavioral Finance

The real fear and greed index.

Research indicates that many animals can detect human fear through scent, guinea pigs are very sensitive to the scents associated with human emotions, such as sweat pro … View full post

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SchizoMoneyApe @schizo · May 12, 07:27 PM

@schizo · Options Monastery · May 12, 07:27 PM

TQQQ

Will it take the return of Jesus for price to drop to that level?
Or will it take a nuclear holocaust for price to rise to that level?

If you answered yes to one of those questions, you short the max … View full post

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