SchizoMoneyApe
@schizo
I'm out of meds i sold them to buy TQQQ puts.
OMG its crush from Finding Nemo doing a diving poop path we need to short shipping stocks!!!!
Selling aggressive puts where i don't care to be assigned, crowd sentiment seems bullish for the long term.
I just need one more indicator and i got this figured, just one more and that's it.
*Trump tweets and market gaps into the next dimension*
"Yes i want the future to expire so i can get my 100 barrels of crude"
"I'm a retail commodities trader, what do you mean there is no such a t View full post
You wake up from this fever dream, the year is 1998. a simple mean reversion prints you m View full post
Sell naked calls on the NYA index, or buy puts if you actually have more then 49.99$ to your name.
Buy a cable cutter for 49.99$ at home depot.
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I present to you:
Mercury retrograde on the DOW.
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Or will it take a nuclear holocaust for price to rise to that level?
If you answered yes to one of those questions, you short the max View full post