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@schizo
SchizoMoneyApe
@schizo
Trading Strategies
How to be a market maker for 49.99$.

Sell naked calls on the NYA index, or buy puts if you actually have more then 49.99$ to your name.

Buy a cable cutter for 49.99$ at home depot.

Cut the Manhattan optic cable on Monday 09:29.  

I'm talking about doing this in minecraft dream world earth SMP of course, you silly billy feds.
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May 15, 2026 · 11:59 AM · 68 views · Commons
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@quantguild
Roman Paolucci Mod FOUNDER
@quantguild · May 15, 2026 · 12:45 PM
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Thank you for sharing your alpha with us 🙏 I’m sure it will be arb’d away shortly
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@pretoninho
Pretoninus II Mod FOUNDER
@pretoninho · May 15, 2026 · 07:13 PM
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You've just invented a new type of benefit! It goes beyond satellite surveillance!
Translated from French
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