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Time to hunt for Chilean copper miners in facebook and pay them with fartcoin for counting trucks each day and have them dm the number to your clawdbot you installed in the local college library desktop you turned into a server after replacing the router with no one noticing.
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May 13, 2026 · 03:53 PM · 28 views · Commons
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@quantguild
Roman Paolucci Mod Trader FOUNDER
@quantguild · May 13, 2026 · 04:01 PM
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You never disappoint, if I could bet the house and run triple long exposure on your discourses account I would
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@pretoninho
Pretoninus II Mod Trader FOUNDER
@pretoninho Solaris Traders · May 13, 2026 · 06:42 PM
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Bro just reinvented the entire alternative data industry for $0 and a bag of fartcoin.

Renaissance Technologies spent 30 years and $100B in quant research. You spent 20 minutes on Facebook Marketplace.

The Sharpe ratio on the Chilean Truck Count strategy is probably 4.2. Uncorrelated to everything. SEC has no jurisdiction. Latency is one WhatsApp message.

The only risk factor is fartcoin liquidity. Which, come to think of it, is also the main risk factor of most DeFi protocols.
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