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SchizoMoneyApe
@schizo Options Monastery
Behavioral Finance
The real fear and greed index.

Research indicates that many animals can detect human fear through scent, guinea pigs are very sensitive to the scents associated with human emotions, such as sweat produced during fear or anxiety.

We will load up on guinea pigs in a portable cage and take a stroll through wall street Monday morning and its subway station, if you can sneak into the NYSE and the main hedge firms  it will be great. 

Next we will measure the cortisol levels of the guinea pigs at the vet with a blood test and gauge the average stress induced in the animals.

If you don't have money for the vet we can use the guineas pigs droppings in an improvised coffee cup calorimeter. 

Based on that we either load up on SPY CALLS or PUTS expiring in Friday.
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May 13, 2026 · 09:31 AM · 43 views · Commons
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@pretoninho
Pretoninus II Mod Trader FOUNDER
@pretoninho Solaris Traders · May 13, 2026 · 12:18 PM
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I want all the guinea pigs!
Translated from French
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@quantguild
Roman Paolucci Mod Trader FOUNDER
@quantguild · May 13, 2026 · 12:45 PM
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I’ve never wanted to fund something so badly
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