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@schizo
SchizoMoneyApe
@schizo
Commodities
"What do you mean the contract is cash settled only?"
 
"Yes i want the future to expire so i can get my 100 barrels of crude"

"I'm  a retail commodities trader, what do you mean there is no such a thing?"

"I need the barrels to sell covered shorts, what do you mean the broker doesn't accept oil barrels if i get assigned?"

"Let me speak with IBKR™ support supervisor now! hello? hello?"
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May 17, 2026 · 10:20 AM · 70 views · Commons
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@quantguild
Roman Paolucci Mod FOUNDER
@quantguild · May 17, 2026 · 02:16 PM
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When your cattle futures expire but you didn't close
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@pretoninho
Pretoninus II Mod FOUNDER
@pretoninho · May 17, 2026 · 12:04 PM
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If it's April 2020, this guy would be rich 😂
Translated from French
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